Ho-ho-ho! The latest Christmas cracker jokes
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She won TV comedy channel Gold’s competition to find the nation’s best new festive joke. Here are the top 20 entries: :: How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels. :: What do workers at Sports Direct get for Christmas dinner? About 5 minutes. :: How do you recognise a Christmas tree from BHS? All the branches have gone. :: I bought my mum Mary Berry’s cookbook for Christmas, I tried to get Paul Hollywood’s but he’d sold out. :: What’s David Cameron’s favourite Christmas song? All I Want For Christmas is EU. :: Why has Hillary Clinton asked Santa for a 23-letter alphabet? Because she is sick of F.B.I. :: Why didn’t Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at the North Pole? He couldn’t get past Iceland. :: Why are Jeremy Corbyn’s Christmas cards on the floor? His cabinet collapsed.