Last-minute Valentine's Day gifts - from yourself, to yourself

For people in Portsmouth who wake up on the morning of February 14th with no plans or those who’ve been stood up on a Valentine’s Day date, Amazon Prime Now has stocked a range of self-gifting products that are available in one or two-hour delivery windows. Amazon Prime is the internet giant’s extra-fast delivery service, which is only available in certain parts of the country. Its warehouse in Fareham, which opened last April, serves this area.

Here’s Amazon’s pick of the ultimate gifts to me, from me for single lads and lasses in Portsmouth.

All the single ladies:

Bomb Cosmetics Funkadelic Gift Pack

Lighten the mood and relax those tired muscles with these funky bath bombs.

Dirty Dancing (DVD)

Who needs to go on a date when you can invite Patrick Swayze into your living room?

Shearer Candle Amber Noir Scented

Take your relaxation to the next level with some scented candle goodness.

Rachel’s Greek Style Yoghurt

Lie back and eat like a goddess, you know you’re worth it!

BarCraft Stainless Steel Cocktail Making Kit

Take your place as the Queen of Cocktails and wow the girls with your mixes.

A single man:

Chicago Town Deep Dish Four Cheese Pizza

What’s a night in without some proper grub?

Lynx Black Body Spray

Those Christmas gift boxes will be almost empty so what better time to top up your supply.

Philips Series 5000 Hair Clipper

Beards are still cool in 2017, right? Perfectly sculpt yours with this handheld trimmer.

Star Trek Beyond 4K UHD Blu-ray

Beam yourself up on to the Starship Enterprise in super-duper high definition – hold on to your pizza though!

The Anti-Valentine’s treats are just some of the 15,000 items available to Prime customers in Portsmouth on Amazon’s Prime Now mobile app.

Local Prime members in selected postcodes can choose same-day, two-hour delivery at no additional cost or get delivery within one of ordering for £6.99. Delivery is available seven days a week, morning until night.

All Prime members can immediately download the Prime Now app, available on iOS and Android devices, to find eligible delivery postcodes and request notification when the service is available in their area. Customers can also visit www.amazon.co.uk/primenow to discover eligible delivery postcodes in their area.