Are these the worst dad jokes ever?

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It’s a formula for fun - but, say its creators, it might just have unearthed the worst dad jokes of all time.

The list has been announced by funsters at the credit card company MBNA ahead of Fathers’ Day.

Below are the top 10 best / worst dad jokes based on MBNA’s unique comedy formula, worked out by their ‘boffins.’ Prepare to cringe:


1.Child: I’m hungry
Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Dad.

2.Child: I feel like an ice cream
Dad: You don’t look like one!

3.Child: Dad, make me a sandwich!
Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich!

4.Child: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut.


5.Child: What’s the time?
Dad: (looks at wrist) time you got a watch

6.Dad: How old are you now, eight?
Child: No, higher!

Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) eight!

7.Child: Dad, do you know what?
Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who.

8.Child: What was the movie about?
Dad: About an hour and a half.


9.Child: Are you alright?

Dad: No, I’m half left

10.Child: Have you seen my phone?
Dad: Yes, loads of times.