I made history by failing to get a single question right

Sara Gohl  is determined to be an inspiration to her son. and below,, Sara, Robin, and husband Richard in France before her cancer diagnosis, in 2015

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In the past few days you may have stumbled across a vaguely familiar face with a vaguely familiar name appearing on The Chase.

Yes, it was me.

I made history on the tea-time quiz show by failing to answer a single question correctly – the first contestant to have achieved this dubious distinction.

My abject failure has been a source of much amusement to both family and friends, one of whom has already sent an official-looking letter inviting me to appear on a new quiz show called Are You More Intelligent Than Your Pet?

But let us return, if we must, to the genesis of this sorry tale.

I am one of those who cannot watch a quiz-show without bellowing answers at the screen and then deriding contestants for their ignorance.

It is an annoying trait that eventually drew forth an inevitable response from the other end of the settee: “If you think you’re so clever, why don’t you...”

So I did. A successful audition in Southampton eventually led to a recording of the real thing at the ITV studios in London.

Was I nervous? No. Was I up for it? Most certainly. So what went wrong?

Well, in the first part of the show you are bombarded by a dozen or so quick-fire questions – and the first one is simple to ease you into the fray.

I got it wrong. Don’t ask me how, but I did. I then entered what I’m reliably informed is known as the ‘pass spiral.’

This is a handy euphemism for ‘panic-stricken response when interrogated under pressure.’

Bradley Walsh asked me the next question while I was still mentally cursing myself for getting the first one wrong – so I passed again. And so it went on.

When the ordeal was over I decided to have a bit of a laugh with Bradley (who had the decency to look even more crestfallen than I felt) and the Chaser, Anne Hegerty.

Her ferocious demeanour disguises the fact she is an absolute sweetheart.

Call me stupid, but I’ve already sent off my form for The Weakest Link.