Jez is a total geek who is utterly obsessed with anything that moves – cars, trains, planes, even milk floats!
He spends half the time in the studio gazing out of the window at ships.
Then he’ll happily tell me what they’re all called and where they’re going.
When he was a teenager he used to hang out at his local train station after school dressed as a conductor collecting tickets.
Jez is always telling me how often he goes running.
But I reckon all he does is jog down the road and then spend an hour in the nearest pub (he is rather partial to a pint).
To keep him happy just give him something to eat.
He’s always the first to open a packet of biscuits and will polish off anything edible in sight.
He’s also a terrible fibber.
For instance Jez has probably told you I’m a bad driver, which is, of course, utter rubbish!