We’ve had so much rain lately that all the fields are flooded and the poor old cows are now having to take swimming lessons.
People are going white water rafting around their houses and Prince Charles has even been wheeled out in an attempt to pacify irate residents in the Somerset Levels.
Now we hear that rats could grow to become as big as sheep!
Apparently armies of these vermin are invading our homes in record numbers in the present wet weather – and they’re getting much bigger.
They’re all ready to gnaw their way into your home and add to the misery of flooding.
You can’t kill them either because they’re ‘super-mutants’, although I’m not sure when a rat goes from ‘mutant’ to ‘super-mutant’.