Auntie’s being investigated over cheating accusations

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
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This year, just like last year, there was controversy in the family Christmas quiz.

My auntie was again quizmaster and as I write she is being investigated by the Court of Arbitration for Sport over accusations of deliberate cheating.

The questions were so heavily biased in favour of my cousin that even cycling cheat Lance Armstrong would have been embarrassed to take part.

I think it’s getting to the stage where we’re going to have to introduce a ‘fit and proper person’ test for any potential festive quizmasters.

Because believe me, there’s nothing quite like getting questions about country music of the 1940s while your opponents simply have to guess the name of Postman Pat’s cat!