By going abroad, I thought I’d get away from EastEnders

Steve's baby daughter made amazing progress this week, or so his wife thought

STEVE CANAVAN: It was a lot of rattle over just a little roll

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So, you’re on holiday abroad. You’ve escaped it all. The only English people you see are when the cruise liner Queen Victoria is at anchor for the day.

But your apartment has Sky. So you come out of the cool refreshing shower after a day on the beach to hear the drums of the EastEnders theme tune!

Surely telly should be banned when on holiday? I love that feeling of going away for two weeks and then getting home and catching up on all that you’ve missed.

I had hoped that being 800 miles away from Phil Mitchell and co would be enough. But no.

Anyway, I managed a compromise as I made Sarah watch a double bill of Family Guy later!