Del Boy would share the joke over this pontoon situation

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
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Has the new Gosport Ferry pontoon been on holiday?

I have to say I laughed out loud when I heard it was stuck in Margate due to rough weather.

It sounded like an episode of Only Fools And Horses and that it was soaking up the sun enjoying some jellied eels!

I was waiting to hear how it had popped into Brighton on the way through to do some shopping in The Lanes.

Then it finally arrived, only to enjoy the fine beach and sand dunes of St Helen’s, off the Isle of Wight.

Come on pontoon, you’ve cost £5m and caused a 25 per cent hike in the price of our return tickets, so get a move on.

At that price do we get classical music and leather seats?