Diet definitely means driving past Mick’s Monster Burgers

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This week I’ve started another diet. But this one will be like no other.

I’m on one of those ‘delivery diets’ that many celebrities and sports personalities use.

For 30 days I’m having three very well-balanced meals delivered to my home. I only eat what they give me. I’m allowed two caffeinated drinks a day and no dairy or bread. No snacking, just what they provide.

On top of this, I must drink five pints of water a day and do 30 minutes of brisk exercise.

The idea is to put really good stuff in to give energy and vitality, so I should stop feeling bloated and sluggish.

How difficult can it be? Well, it definitely means driving past Mick’s Monster Burgers on Portsdown Hill!