Surely even Kate Middleton must be bored by her impending wedding by now?
There’s only so much enthusiasm one bride can muster before her eyes will glaze over and hitching a ride to Gretna Green takes on an appeal that must be hard to ignore.
When normal people get married they only have their own family and the in-laws to deal with.
But if you believe the hype, poor old Kate’s got the whole nation’s happiness resting on her choice of dress. And that’s just a recipe for disaster.
I fear those who attach so much importance to the day might implode if Kate turns up wearing a frock horror like Fergie did. Of course, if she’s very clever, that’s exactly what she’ll do.