Forget DB’s cheesy feet, I’ll stick to my Laughing Cow

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
				 Picture: Adam Davy

VERITY LUSH: Leave me to browse the make-up counter in peace

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Isn’t new technology wonderfully baffling sometimes?

Apparently scientists have come up with something to delight all you ardent footie fans out there, especially if you like a certain David Beckham.

They’ve managed to analyse the smell inside DB’s football boots and are recreating it using 21st century molecular technology.

They they’re adding it to a cheese which is being served to sponsors during the Euro 2012 championships.

Are they serious? I suppose that’s one way of losing sponsorship!

Phew, I think I’ll be giving Mr Beckham’s cheesy feet a miss.

Instead I intend to stick to my usual Laughing Cow spreadable version. Much more fragrant.