Friend says the ‘by hand’ car wash is her Diet Coke break

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We caught up with friends at the weekend, but there was a slight tension between them.

It turns out my friend no longer washes his wife’s car, as she prefers to go to the ‘by hand’ car wash.

It’s not that they do a better job, so his professionalism isn’t in question.

The reason she goes? The men there are hot! She sits in her car watching them slop soapy sponges over her bonnet wearing white vests and jeans – her words, not mine!

She calls it her Diet Coke break after the TV ad. Well, what blatant sexism.

Imagine if we sloped off to have our cars washed by ladies in bikinis every Sunday morning? There’s a business opportunity!