From now all my savings are going into a hover car fund

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Portsmouth is known for being one of the most densely-populated places in Europe.

There are people everywhere, far too many to be crammed into such a small space.

Now I’m not saying I want to spend my time walking about on my own – well it might be good for a few days – but I’m pretty sure that soon we’ll need to start building our own Atlantis in the Solent just to house everybody.

With people comes traffic. The traffic situation these days is terrible.

Everywhere there are jams and I reckon there is only one way of avoiding them getting even worse.

I think my girls will have to forget any contributions to any future weddings, because all my savings are going into a hover car fund.