There’s lots of debate raging about page three at the moment.
A massive campaign is under way to have topless models removed from our national newspapers.
But our Prime Minister refuses to support it (his view seems to be that it’s up to parents to stop their young ones accessing the images, although the internet is different and we need to be protected by the government).
So I have a plan. Let the women of this country vote for who will be going topless in print on a daily basis.
Give us the power to promote real women, in all their natural glory.
Bring out the boobs I say, the saggy, the wrinkled, the mis-matched, the whole lot.
And then let’s see how long topless shots on page three last.