Hitchhikers always look like they have hygiene issues

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Every now and again you’ll see a hitchhiker thumbing a lift from the side of the road.

Personally I couldn’t think of anything worse than having to make idle chat on a long journey with a complete stranger in my car.

Plus they always look like they have some hygiene issues.

But then there’s Ju Peng from Shanghai, a 19-year-old ‘sex hitchhiker’ from China, who seeks rich, under-30, good-looking men to fund her travel around China.

Apparently she aims to bed a different one in every city she visits.

Great idea! Why didn’t I think of this?

A tour of Scandinavia it is then. I’m sure there will be plenty of blonde beauties wiling to fund my travels.

Or maybe not.