With Christmas just a month away, the wonderful array of celebrity-tinged goodies available has gone through the stratosphere.
You may have noticed the TV adverts for David Beckham. No, not the underpants or the football boots. We’re talking DB…the odour.
Whilst I have plenty of respect for the former England midfielder, I’ve never really wanted to smell like him. But those that do can now buy it by the litre and splash it all over their face.
In fairness it may have a more fragrant whiff than Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl perfume; sadly that passed me by back in recession-torn 2010.
Don’t fret though. You can get it for 99p on eBay.