I’m cruising into the week, but laying off the Champers

KIERAN HOWARD: Thanks very much for the hand, foot and mouth disease Louie

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Today I’m going to enjoy a little boast.

There’s a cruise ship that’s arrived in Portsmouth, fresh in from a refurb and in our fair city to be officially renamed.

And, tonight, I am going to be among those lucky enough to stay on board.

The ship is the Voyager, run by Voyages of Discovery, which regularly sends its cruise ships into Portsmouth International Port.

The dress code is all sorts of formal, and I guess I have to have behaviour to match.

I’ve never been on board a cruise ship before, so I’m pretty excited to find out what they’re like.

There are all kinds of dress codes – for arrival, for dinner, for the ceremony itself.

Just hope I don’t drink too much Champagne and end up dining in my pyjamas!