This week those naughty celebrities have been up to no good again.
Antony Worrall Thompson was caught shoplifting from Tesco, while there’ve been the usual assortment of famous faces captured on camera during drunken nights out.
There’s been frolicking and bitching in the Celebrity Big Brother house (I only watched a small amount for ‘research’).
But I’m delighted to say there was also some good news this week.
Congratulations go out to the Queen of Hollywood Halle Berry and husband-to-be Oliver Martinez (if you don’t follow shallow celebrity gossip, he’s Kylie Minogue’s ex).
Halle now has a huge rock on her wedding finger. So let the wedding plans and speculation begin.