A waffle-muncher could be on the brink of ruining your summer.
The EU Bathing Water Directive could deem Southsea unsafe for swimming, even though the water condition is more or less the same.
The moving of the goal-posts could see another 50 UK beaches also struck off.
Like most, I’ve been swimming in the Solent since I was a scamp and I’m sure hygiene and sewerage processes have improved dramatically.
It’s worth remembering that in 2011 the EU spent millions of Euros on a three-year investigation and came up with findings that drinking water doesn’t actually help with hydration.
Whilst we appreciate their concern, its obvious Euro-prats and water don’t mix.