I’ve heard more than enough about Simon and his loo roll

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Simon Cowell has been all over the media this week after the release of his ‘unofficial’ biography. But despite the fact it’s ‘unofficial’, there’s no doubt in my mind that Mr Cowell absolutely loves the attention.

He’s been in newspapers, magazines and on the radio and TV discussing the so-called ‘revelations’ in the book.

One of them is that he insists on having toilet paper that costs £10 per roll. But surely there’s real news out there rather than what Simon uses when he’s in the lavatory.

Don’t get me wrong – the PR machine behind the book is clearly doing its job.

I’ve also always admired Simon and what he’s managed to achieve. But this week it really has been Cowell overkill.