From experience, I know things get messy after a few Jagermeisters.
Once, somebody I know was found stumbling along the M275 by his wife while trying to find his way home to Cowplain from Gunwharf Quays.
But when I heard about 18-year-old Gaby Scanlon having her stomach removed after drinking a Jagermeister, I knew something wasn’t right.
It seems that she’d drunk the ‘Nitro Jager’, a Jagermeister mixed with liquid nitrogen.
Hadn’t she seen the film Terminator 2?
The T-1000 gets covered in the stuff and then gets smashed into thousands of pieces.
If a Terminator can’t handle liquid nitrogen, what chance has a teenage girl?