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When it comes to boys and their toys, I think my toy is one of the biggest.

Let me explain. On Sunday, I’m bringing my double-decker bus to the mainland to join in the Stokes Bay running day.

Vintage buses from all over the country will descend on the park and offer free rides for a touch of transport nostalgia.

It’s not a cheap day trip though.

How much do you think it costs to bring a bus across the Solent? A cool £225.

I also have to factor in the eight miles to the gallon the bus manages.

After all that expense, if anything goes wrong with her, she may only make it as far as Husband’s scrapyard!