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There’s a saying that goes ‘money doesn’t buy happiness.’

Whenever this saying is mentioned, there should always be a picture of Andy Murray next to it.

Why? Well apparently he earned a cool £8m on and off court last year.

But once again he’s at Wimbledon looking grumpy and miserable.

If I’d made £8m, I tell you I’d be cartwheeling on to Centre Court whilst juggling bowls of strawberries and cream.

Why isn’t Murray happy? I don’t even think he likes tennis. Perhaps he’d be better off in the remote Scottish highlands away from people, spending his days vaporising ants with a magnifying glass and cursing the occasional passer-by from under a small bridge.