If you can’t see the button or zipper, then get a bigger size

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CLIVE SMITH: English pigs? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you

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Will someone please tell all those women walking around with muffin tops bulging over too-tight clothes that it is not in the least bit attractive?

As a reserved nation, we all seem to be letting go a bit too much. When did it become okay to wear your extra girth as a badge of honour?

I’m not talking about swimming pools here, or beaches. No, these people are quite happy to let it hang out in the street.

Really, has Gok Wan taught us nothing? Or is it that he has taught us too much? That we all think we look good naked, so we wear next to nothing and squeeze ourselves into something two sizes too small?

Ladies, if you lose the button or the zipper between your rolls of fat, you need a bigger size.