Inviting complete strangers to your wedding is a bit odd

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Well, I waited with baited breath for the postman. But darn me, no invite dropped on to the mat.

Seems like William and Kate have decided that the Comptons aren’t getting invited to the wedding of the season.

But why should anyone have to invite strangers to their wedding?

It’s a particularly odd practice. Oh, hang on, actually we did. Some spurious boyfriends made the list - not mine I hasten to add, but the latest beaus of university friends whose names I can’t recall when I look back at the photos.

Maybe our local church will show K & W’s wedding on the big screen and we can all dress up and pretend we’re really there.

That’d be a way to pack out the aisles now, wouldn’t it?