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Men really are from Mars when you consider the latest piece of survey news revealed this week.

Apparently, a woman’s most amorous time of the week is 11pm on a Saturday.

Why is this so? Maybe the progression of our species is being dictated to by kicking out times from the pub.

Is it that after a few centuries of man coming home at this particular time on a Saturday, females have instinctively realised this is the best time to pro-create our race?

Clearly modern man has an issue with extended licensing and nightclubs.

The other reason mankind maybe at risk is that Saturday at 11pm clashes with Match of the Day.

We are doomed.