Is mummy wearing dungarees to look after some cows?

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Me and the other half had a day without the kids last Saturday, so we took the opportunity to head into town and do a bit of shopping.

I ended up buying some shoes. It was a sad day as it meant I had to get rid of my other pair of old faithfuls that I’ve worn for 10 years.

While I was in the shoe shop, the missus bought some dungarees.

As soon as we got home, they were on. She was soon prancing around the bedroom saying they took her back to the ’80s (her heyday).

She was so happy. Then the kids came home. Our youngest, nearly three years old, took in the sight of her mother in dungarees and said: ‘Are you looking after cows, mummy?’

Cue a not-so-happy mummy.