I know raising children can be an expensive business – I don’t have any of my own yet, but I’ve got three nieces and a nephew.
I also know that when a child comes into the world, it’s a joy and a blessing and the parents, friends and family want to dote on the new bundle, buying him or her gifts.
But don’t you think spending £1m within a couple of days of the birth is a little excessive, or am I just tight?
Because that’s allegedly what power couple Beyoncé and Jay-Z have spent on their new baby daughter, Blue Ivy Carter (questionable choice of name there).
It’s been reported that they even bought her a jewel- encrusted high chair.
Now I’m sorry, but there really is no need for that. Show-offs!