It wouldn’t be Christmas without news of a failed ‘winter wonderland’ experience.
We all still remember the awful supposed Lapland-style attraction created a few years ago in the New Forest.
This time a place in Milton Keynes managed to stay open for just one day.
It closed after lots of complaints, including Father Christmas being too thin and wearing an unconvincing suit allegedly bought from Poundland.
I think it’s a bit unfair to judge a man by where he buys his suits. I mean, a Savile Row tailored Santa could be classed as too trim for the role too – and what’s wrong with a bit of seasonal thriftiness anyway?
But what really caught my eye was that there was a pen full of dogs. Why?