David Cameron appears to have invented a new Westminster dance which will soon become known as the European Hokey Cokey.
The tune has a familiar ring to it, as the left leg of his party says in and the right says out.
And while all this is going on, the beleaguered prime minister is being shaken all about.
Now brace yourselves, because here comes the second verse.
He has ruled out an in-out referendum before the next election, after which he may be in or out.
Either way, he may have to turn around because that’s what it’s all about.
This has led to at least five leading Tories informing their leader they are prepared to get out unless he wants in...