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A report has shown that booking a holiday when you can’t really afford it and driving with a near-empty tank of fuel were the two most popular ways to live life on the edge.

When it comes to living life on the edge I spend too much time walking around the upstairs of my house naked. My wife is always shouting at me as I tend to leave the shower and wander around in front of the windows. Any neighbours or passing dog walkers are definitely in for a surprise.

Other examples include overtaking in my car. I drive a 1.5 Clio diesel and acceleration is not its forte so overtaking anything can be a tad risky. And when I’m preparing food in the kitchen if I drop anything on the floor I will always use the five-second rule.

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