I wish Kate Middleton would get on and have the royal baby. Talk about keeping us waiting.
Seriously though, if she could get on with it, I’d appreciate it because I’m waiting on tenterhooks (much like the rest of the world’s media).
Every time I hear a text alert beep on my phone, I think it’s the news we’ve all been waiting for.
I’ll be genuinely pleased when the baby finally arrives, but mainly because this baby could seriously affect my social life.
I have a very busy weekend coming up and if she gives birth tomorrow I’m going to have to work and so miss my lovely sister’s birthday celebrations.
So Kate, can you please sit down and tuck into a hot, spicy curry or go for a long walk!