The number of ambulance call-outs locally is set to spike over the new year.
The South Central Ambulance Service has issued recommendations, such as stocking up on medicines and wearing several thin layers instead of a few thick ones to combat any cold weather.
Now we all love a layered look, but even the threat of hypothermia would not possess me to hit the clubs in a concoction of loads of thermal vests.
In truth, my dancing days are over. But, if memory serves, the ambulance service has not addressed the worst potential hazard for tipsy revellers heading out to celebrate on New Year’s Eve.
How many people will need to chew off their own arm on January 1 morning to avoid the attentions of the ‘vision’ they pulled earlier on?