Here’s some advice, if you want to become a millionaire, get into children’s hairdressing.
I may be less hirsute these days, but as a young man my head sported a beautiful long flowing coat – I was the mane man.
Considering some babies look like Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard for a couple of years, at one, my son Jack has been blessed with a tidy little mop.
So much so, that it was starting to fop across his face. Very Justin Bieber-esque.
After the previous episode, when I took on the duty with some kitchen scissors (I thought the jaunty angles were quite refreshing, others disagreed), my wife insisted on taking him to a professional.
Granted, the haircut was symmetrical and neat, but children tend to have very small heads.
So I was reeling to hear that it cost £6 for five minutes work!
At that rate an efficient hairdresser could earn £149k a year.
Nice work if you can get it.