Lou: Who’s going to open up a crisp sandwich shop here?

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Sometimes a joke can go too far.

You might have heard in the news this week about the Belfast café that is the only one in the world to sell crisp sandwiches – only crisp sandwiches.

It all started with a spoof online article which went viral.

When the owner realised there actually was demand for a crisp sandwich shop, he decided to go ahead and give it a go.

Look where it got him. He’s made national headlines and when he opened up shop on Tuesday there were queues down the street.

He reportedly sold out within two hours.

So who’s volunteering to open up a crisp sandwich shop in Portsmouth then?

Better not joke about it, as it might actually happen!