You have to laugh when someone takes themselves as seriously as Morrissey.
He has become so accustomed to the gullible hanging on to his every word, he now believes we’re all prepared to accept his sweeping assertions without question.
However, the more discerning may have been alerted by his claim that ‘if more men were homosexual there would be no wars, because homosexual men don’t kill other men.’
On behalf of the defence m’lud, I offer in evidence Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, homosexuals known to have murdered at least 50 men.
I also present Alexander the Great, a gay leader who slaughtered many thousands while creating one of the world’s greatest empires.