It’s not only celebrities who have someone to do everything for them.
I now have my very own personal assistant and my new helper doesn’t even require payment.
Her name is Caitlin and she is two years old. She’s also my daughter – and I must say she is a very good personal assistant. So good I don’t have to ask her to do anything, she does it all of her own accord.
‘Daddy, Alyssa has pooed,’ she declared recently and then fetched me a new nappy for her younger sister.
Then when I was looking for my mobile phone she shouted: ‘Daddy it’s in the kitchen.’ I looked and she was right.
She’s even started fetching any dirty clothes left in the bathroom for the clothes basket.
But sadly, due to her attitude problem I think I’m going to have to let her go.
When picking up my socks the other day she screeched: ‘Daddy I’m not your skivvy.’
I don’t know where she learned that sentence but it makes me laugh so much that I now leave my socks lying around on purpose so she’ll say it again.