Next time I wash the car, I’m going to use the kitchen soap

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VERITY LUSH: Leave me to browse the make-up counter in peace

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The differences between men and women can be summed up in our house by the use of soap in the kitchen.

After a recent refit and repaint, Sarah has added some lovely hand soap and creams. They are nice, with a distinctive ginger smell.

But can I use them after a trip to the downstairs toilet? No. I must use the cheap soap in there.

Plus I’m told that splashes of water make the new sink look messy.

Yet when I then told her how gutted I was to have scratched the alloys on my lovely new car, she couldn’t understand.

‘It’s only a car’ she said.

Next time I wash the car, maybe I should do it using the kitchen soap!A