Observations that show the differences between sexes

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
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Iwould like to offer you some philosophical observations.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he doesn’t.

Meanwhile a man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, and she does.

Now here are some wise words from a child (who wrote them as part of a school essay).

Parents everywhere should take heed.

‘Everybody ought to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have TV.

‘That’s because she is the only grown-up who spends time with you.’