Picture of my friend shows him in just a pair of Speedos

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
				 Picture: Adam Davy

VERITY LUSH: Leave me to browse the make-up counter in peace

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What do you buy a friend who has everything? Pacing Commercial Road in Portsmouth, I was at a loss.

Then I remembered him saying recently ‘I wish I could find someone’.

He’s been single as long as I can remember and never seems to meet the right girl.

Eureka, I thought. I’ll sign him up to a popular internet dating website.

He’s never tried it before, but I think that was down to nerves and he just needs a gentle push in the right direction.

We have other friends who have met this way.

But sadly, in the only decent, recent picture of him I can find he is wearing just a fetching pair of Speedos on my stag do!