Last Wednesday pop princess Rihanna was photographed coming out of a New York hotel.
She was wearing a T-shirt printed with red DIY letters above a knicker-clad bare female torso, and I can’t tell you the next bit, because it’s even too raunchy for my column.
Let’s say even if the song goes Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves, you don’t have to tell the whole world Rihanna, even though you’ve split up with Chris Brown again. Tacky!
In the same paper was another ‘tacky’ photo, this time of Sir Richard Branson lifting his kilt to flash the slogan ‘stiff competition’ printed on his underpants.
He was celebrating expanding Virgin’s domestic flights into Scotland, thus competing with British Airwaves. Comments online included: ‘Hope his planes have bigger undercarriages’.
Ooo I did giggle folks.