Selling life insurance? Don’t have rock stars as customers

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Who’d sell life insurance to a rock ’n’ roll star?

This week we had the sad news of guitarist Gary Moore passing away in Spain after eating a burger and washing it down with Champagne.

You’d be happy to have the very clean living Sirs Richard and McCartney on your books, but if Michael Hutchence, John Entwistle, Gerry Rafferty and Keith Moon were clients, you’d probably be a rag and bone man now.

Rock stars live hard, play hard, then die spectacularly, their legend galvanised.

With this in mind, I would like to know how Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones is still alive.

Maybe he’s not human and is actually from Mars. Would you be surprised?