I ’ve had my fair share of ups and downs with blinds,
In my previous abode I had some embarrassing moments with the neighbours when they were out in the communal gardens.
I frequently forgot to draw the blinds as I streaked across from the bathroom to the living room, nearly giving the watching seniors heart attacks.
In my new flat I have those pull-up blinds and so far I’ve managed to freak out the postie who found me upside down in the buff against the window, trying to perfect a handstand.
Apparently doing this gymnastic feat regularly is supposed to make your hair grow quicker.
But the shock was too much for Postman Pat, who now delivers my mail sideways with his back to my window!