I’m sick and tired of people in the media proclaiming that the midriff is back for women and that we should have pert bellies on public display.
But those of us with less-than-toned stomachs know only too well that if we ever unleashed them on the world, we would be judged – very harshly.
Aaargh. Where are all the articles proclaiming that men should think about their girths?
It seems to me that the larger the man, the more likely he is to let it all hang out.
But not down at the beach, or in the privacy of his own home.
No, he prefers to give us all a good look at his blubber in shopping centres.
What’s that all about? I simply do not get it.