They’ll be naked, so where do they keep their cash?

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The World Naked Bike Ride is happening this weekend and Portsmouth will be stripping off…well a few will.

Eighty intrepid souls will be cruising the streets of Southsea, celebrating the human body, drawing attention to cyclist vulnerability and the over-usage of fossil fuels.

They’re trying to attract the eyes of the media to get their message across and it’s a smart way of doing it.

Most TV stations, newspapers and magazines will carry censored images of pendulous folk, jiggling along.

There’s even a troop of French riders heading this way.

The cyclists will stop off at The Hard for ice creams. But as they’re naked, where will they keep their cash?