They’re not leggings, ladies - they’re just footless tights

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Okay, so who is the joker selling truckloads of footless tights to gullible women and telling them they’re leggings?

I can’t be the only one who has noticed lots of women walking around without skirts or shorts to cover their behinds.

I’m telling you, those things you think are leggings are not.

Everyone can see your pants, the colour of them, the shape of the dimples on your bottom, everything!

Trust me, if you’re in any doubt that a pair of leggings might be a bit on the sheer side, let’s say 15 denier, don’t believe they’re leggings.

And another thing. Please tell all other women too, so we can stop this slide into tight fashion and stop whoever’s making them from laughing behind women’s backs.