Time to spice up The X Factor or I’m going to stop watching

Mo Farrah after missing out on a gold medal
				 Picture: Adam Davy

VERITY LUSH: Leave me to browse the make-up counter in peace

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Have you been watching the new season of The X Factor? What do you think?

With the highly-anticipated comebacks of music mogul Simon Cowell and pop star Cheryl Fernandez-Versin and the introduction of Scary Spice Mel B, I expected so much more from this series than what we’ve had so far.

They’ve said ‘yes’ to pretty much every man and woman who can hold a single note (perhaps I should have applied – oh no, wait, I can’t even hold one note in tune) .

Simon and Cheryl look longingly at each other like puppy dogs throughout most of it.

Mel B isn’t her usual feisty self and that leaves Louis Walsh. Well, what can I say about him?

Come on, spice things up or I’ll stop watching.