Our musical royalty was rolled out for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee concert. Sirs McCartney, Richard, John and Jones really did show the kids how it’s done.
As for the Commonwealth, that seemed to be represented by Kylie Minogue’s bottom.
On the subject of Cheryl Cole, if it wasn’t for her stint as a judge of X Factor, she’d be asking if we wanted fries with our burger.
And can anyone explain why we’re letting that bizarre American Will.I.Am take over all our events? First he tweets whilst carrying our Olympic flame. Then he pops up at our Queen’s Jubilee celebrations.
America, if you had to send someone, why not the Queen of Pop instead of this court jester!