Go on, admit it ladies.
Tucked away in your knicker drawer is a pair of pulling pants.
Some Brit Babes’ ‘PPs’ are still operative, but for others they’re gathering dust and are just a fond memory of wild girls’ nights out.
It’s true fellas, women have different drawers for different occasions.
In the 1990s, I had a resale posh frock shop.
I was gobsmacked at the amount of smartly-dressed women who, once in the changing room, had very tatty drawers on.
And they would say to me: ‘Oh, these are just my shopping knickers’.
According to recent research, British women spend an average of just £10 a year on new knickers.
So when I say to wet-behind-the-ears yoofs ‘honey, I’ve got knickers older than you’, it may be truer than you think.